Unemployment rushing towards me with a gaping maw.

No, I don't know what a maw is. I was going for 'gaping jaws' then thought 'a gaping maw' sounded better. Did I make it up?
I saw a zombie movie by my favourite Zombie Movie Guy George Remera or something.
God he is good.
I really like zombie movies.
Thea and Just Jo and other Castle types prattle on about metaphors. And that's fine, but sometimes, I just like to see them eat brains. And we were ALL satisfied.
I do tend to side with the zombies though.